Her face is wuite hidden, but her body is incredible. She looks like she could be a Latina honey, but I don’t think we’ll every truly know. However her body is one of the better ones I’ve featured on here.
Sure, she’s kinda hot, but those eyes look a bit distorted, and even though I’m an equal opportunity selfie rater, that still knocks her down a peg or two. Sorry shifty.
OKay, here’s a fitness girl I can work with, a blonde. I can’t help it, I’m a man, and blondes to me are like crack to a crackhead. Don’t blame me. Blame God, genetics or the beauty places that sell bleach. Either way this chick is hot, and I rated her high.
I love MILFS. Their is just something about them that draws me in. This MILF here looks like she could be border line GILF and this selfie of her is pretty decent.
This chick would get a ZERO rating from me if the scale had one. So I have to give her a 1. Why? Because she idolizes Marilyn Monroe. Women think she’s someone who should be idolized, when its a fact that’s he was a drug addict and hooker. yes, she sold herself for money. Look it up. Great role model, eh?
Okay, someone get this chick a bushwacker – those eye brows need some work – stat!
Well her tramp stamp is more like a front tramp stamp, but we all know what tattoos mean in those kinds of places right? It means she’s probably pretty easy to get in the backseat of your car in a fast food restaurants parking lot. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that, we’ve all been there and we’ve all had a ball with our combo meals.
This chick here has a nice smile, and what appears to be some very sexy straight hair. No body shot here, so she gets mid level rating from me.
This chick has the “deer caught in the headlight look”, but she’s still pretty cute.
For some reason I really like this chick. She probably won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but to me, she’s pretty damn hot.
I would so lay into this chick. It’s not just because of her sexy hair, its because along with that remarkable hair, her lips and eyes leave me mesmerized.
This chick is definitely kinda smiley, and I like the Miley Cyrus reference, and I even like her tattoos. She gets a nice rating from me.
Whatever happened to a time when nurses were all hot? And stewardesses? Now if you go in for brain surgery, the last image you may ever see could be a jacked up, snaggle tooth looking nurse, fresh out the back of a hostess truck.
I’m not sure why I call her the cat woman. I guess dressed like that she reminds me of some type of super hero, and cat woman just seemed to fit. Regardless any woman dressed in black leather should be in a class all their own.
Someone’s mom took a selfie of herself in a dressing room and thought she looked cute. Well she isn’t that bad actually, but the dress is hideous.
So apparently Paris Hilton has a clone, and a decent looking one at that.
For those of you that like raw fish – here you go. This fish face is the way to go.
This chick here, is just happy. Maybe she’s happy she just got a new boyfriend, or perhaps just got a negative on her recent pregnancy test. Whatever the reason, she seems really happy, so congrats to her. She’s still only a 6 though.
Now generally I really love girls with red hair, but with this one – not so much.
So, she’s into frogs. Maybe she is hoping one of them will turn into her Prince Charming, but it definitely won’t be me.
I’m not sure where to begin with this bikini seflie to be honest. The mismatched bikini turns me off immediately and her hair pulled back like that makes her look a bit…unattractive.
This chick has a decent body, but her giant sunglasses and annoying face really turn me off. Sorry chick, next time buy some decent sized sunglasses. You aren’t in a 1980 casino movie.
This chick is really pretty cute. She even tries really hard to look enthusiastic about her selfie. She does a really good job I might add, and the belly button piercing really makes her “pop”. Would nail 10/10 times.
I’m calling her alternative because of the pink hair and sexy tattoo on her side. Her stomach looks pretty nice, but what sticks out at me the most: her side tramp stamp. I’m rating her pretty high for that.
Okay, I guess she’d be good looking to someone out there, but not to me. That smirk kinda turns me off, and their is something strange about her eyebrows.
I really like pretty pink lips here. Hopefully she sends in more pictures.
Nothing earth shattering here. I’m sure she’d hot to the right person, but to me, she’s just average.