Joker Smile Selfie

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Joker Smile Selfie

Okay, so if this chick could smile like a normal human being, she might look pretty decent. But quite honestly she kind of freaks me out in this. I can already see the rabbit boiling on the stove.

Joker Smile Selfie 3.86/5 (77.14%) 21 votes
Smirky

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Smirky

Okay, I guess she’d be good looking to someone out there, but not to me. That smirk kinda turns me off, and their is something strange about her eyebrows.

Smirky 1.90/5 (38.00%) 10 votes
Marilyn Monroe Was A Whore

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Marilyn Monroe Was A Whore

This chick would get a ZERO rating from me if the scale had one. So I have to give her a 1. Why? Because she idolizes Marilyn Monroe. Women think she’s someone who should be idolized, when its a fact that’s he was a drug addict and hooker. yes, she sold herself for money. Look it up. Great role model, eh?

Marilyn Monroe Was A Whore 3.36/5 (67.27%) 11 votes
Duck Faced Bikini Hottie

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Duck Faced Bikini Hottie

This duck face chick in this bikini selfie is pretty damn hot. I really enjoy her pierced belly button. I’m not sure why she thinks that doing the dreaded duck face is a cool thing to do, but I may be able to over look it, just this one time.

Duck Faced Bikini Hottie 3.07/5 (61.48%) 27 votes
Peace Out Bikini Selfie Chick

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Peace Out Bikini Selfie Chick

This chick is straight up bangin’. Her body totally rocks, and I get the sense that she’s a pretty fun chick. Probably someone who you could spend some time around and enjoy yourself, with or without alcohol. She should definitely call me.

Peace Out Bikini Selfie Chick 3.85/5 (77.04%) 27 votes
  1. OopsDog: Nice make up and great body, baby!

Pale Tattooed Bikini Girl

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Pale Tattooed Bikini Girl

This chick is a bit too pale for my tastes, but she has a few tattoos in all the right places, so this chick gets a nice rating from me. You can’t really see her face, but with her body and her tattoos, shes an easy score.

 

Pale Tattooed Bikini Girl 1.72/5 (34.41%) 68 votes
Sexy Brunette Fitness Babe

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Sexy Brunette Fitness Babe

I love brunettes and this chick is a natural beauty. She has it all. I also love the way she managed to show off her best asset by taking this selfie in the mirror.

Sexy Brunette Fitness Babe 4.00/5 (80.00%) 43 votes
  1. OopsDog: PERFECT BODY, darling! I love the way you look in to the camera good photo, pretty face, big lips, cute…

Catholic Bikini Girl

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Catholic Bikini Girl

I’d like to pretend that this chick in this bikini selfie is a naughty Catholic girl. I think she’s pretty hot, but adding in that little bit about her being Catholic makes her super hot in my book. So for today at least, she’s a naughty Catholic girl in a bikini.

Catholic Bikini Girl 2.69/5 (53.79%) 29 votes
Sexy Blonde With Pink Nails

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Sexy Blonde With Pink Nails

This chick is really pretty cute. She even tries really hard to look enthusiastic about her selfie. She does a really good job I might add, and the belly button piercing really makes her “pop”. Would nail 10/10 times.

Sexy Blonde With Pink Nails 4.23/5 (84.52%) 31 votes
Bikini Girl With Sexy Tramp Stamp

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Bikini Girl With Sexy Tramp Stamp

Well her tramp stamp is more like a front tramp stamp, but we all know what tattoos mean in those kinds of places right? It means she’s probably pretty easy to get in the backseat of your car in a fast food restaurants parking lot. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that, we’ve all been there and we’ve all had a ball with our combo meals.

Bikini Girl With Sexy Tramp Stamp 3.85/5 (76.92%) 26 votes
  1. OopsDog: Lovely pink panties and hair. I love the jewellery in your belly button, baby!

Bikini Body At The Beach

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Bikini Body At The Beach

We have no face with this bikini selfie – but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. This obviously means some lucky guy won’t have to be bored to tears listening to her yapping about anything we might feel as boring – which lets face it, is anything.

Bikini Body At The Beach 4.34/5 (86.80%) 50 votes