This chick kind of reminds me of a bootleg Lady Gaga. She might have a nice body – that’s hard to say, but her face and hair scare me to death. Maybe she’s a goth chick, who knows. But then again do goth chicks wear bikinis?
Bikini Selfie Pictures
Now generally I really love girls with red hair, but with this one – not so much.
We have no face with this bikini selfie – but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. This obviously means some lucky guy won’t have to be bored to tears listening to her yapping about anything we might feel as boring – which lets face it, is anything.
What could be hotter than a teen showing off her sexy body in a bikini? Well, TWO sexy teens in bikinis of course!
Yeah, I really like this girl. I dig her short hair, her body is incredible and her tattoo looks extremely sexy on her body. She definitely gets a high rating from me.
Okay, so if this chick could smile like a normal human being, she might look pretty decent. But quite honestly she kind of freaks me out in this. I can already see the rabbit boiling on the stove.
Eh, I’m not a big of girls who have to do something crazy to piss off their parents to get attention. I kind of get that vibe from this chick. The pierced nose is kinda trendy and I never found them cute. It just comes across and a “hey look at me I’m different!”, when in fact she’s anything but.
This chick has a decent body, but her giant sunglasses and annoying face really turn me off. Sorry chick, next time buy some decent sized sunglasses. You aren’t in a 1980 casino movie.
This chick is really pretty cute. She even tries really hard to look enthusiastic about her selfie. She does a really good job I might add, and the belly button piercing really makes her “pop”. Would nail 10/10 times.
This chick’s body is pretty nuts. I’m assuming she is one of those fitness chicks, because…check out her body. It’s pretty much flawless. I’d love to be her boyfriend for 1, maybe 2 minutes.
Well her tramp stamp is more like a front tramp stamp, but we all know what tattoos mean in those kinds of places right? It means she’s probably pretty easy to get in the backseat of your car in a fast food restaurants parking lot. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that, we’ve all been there and we’ve all had a ball with our combo meals.
This duck face chick in this bikini selfie is pretty damn hot. I really enjoy her pierced belly button. I’m not sure why she thinks that doing the dreaded duck face is a cool thing to do, but I may be able to over look it, just this one time.
I love MILFS. Their is just something about them that draws me in. This MILF here looks like she could be border line GILF and this selfie of her is pretty decent.
I love the teens who take selfies of themselves at the beach. At least this one is attractive and looks good in a bikini.
This chick is straight up bangin’. Her body totally rocks, and I get the sense that she’s a pretty fun chick. Probably someone who you could spend some time around and enjoy yourself, with or without alcohol. She should definitely call me.
It’s pretty obvious that this bikini girl works out. She is fiiiine. Plus she has a tattoo in a very sensual place. Could you imagine? I could.
This tattooed chick looks incredible in this yellow bikini and her tattoo is pretty damn sexy. I always give girls an extra point or two if they have tats, so this chick gets an extra nod from me.
Her face is wuite hidden, but her body is incredible. She looks like she could be a Latina honey, but I don’t think we’ll every truly know. However her body is one of the better ones I’ve featured on here.
This chick could be cute, but her frozen face doesn’t do her any favors. In the future, she should try to at least force some sort of facial expression, so we at least know she’s human. She looks like a real doll here.
I’m not sure where to begin with this bikini seflie to be honest. The mismatched bikini turns me off immediately and her hair pulled back like that makes her look a bit…unattractive.
Wow. This chick is a bit too excited about taking this selfie. I mean I’m sure she’s trying to look good for whoever is
unfortunate lucky enough to be on the receiving end of this selfie, but tone it done just a bit. You’ll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar.
Now, we have no idea what this chick looks like, but it doesn’t even matter. Those knees alone would scare any normal breathing male away. Sorry girl, hit a plastic surgeon STAT!
This chick is a bit too pale for my tastes, but she has a few tattoos in all the right places, so this chick gets a nice rating from me. You can’t really see her face, but with her body and her tattoos, shes an easy score.
This chick is hot, for sure. No question about it. She is easily has one of the hottest selfies I’ve seen all day long. She gets a 5/5 from me.
This woman, a semi-MILF, takes this selfie in a dressing room while trying out bikinis while letting her baby scream. No class here.
I’d like to pretend that this chick in this bikini selfie is a naughty Catholic girl. I think she’s pretty hot, but adding in that little bit about her being Catholic makes her super hot in my book. So for today at least, she’s a naughty Catholic girl in a bikini.
You have to give this older MILF some credit, she still looks pretty good. She has probably had a few kids and is in her 40′s, but she still looks slutty enough to take home.
I have a big fetish for tattoos on chicks, and this chick is simply amazing. The slut shrapnel really makes me want this chick in a way I can’t even describe. Sure I wouldn’t be able to take her home to mom – but she’d be fun for a night or two, and I bet her friend would even join in.